Monday, September 10, 2007

Top 10 Reasons why Programmers don't get laid

  1. We can program password crackers to steal porn videos.
  2. Hygiene comes second.
  3. I don't think our dates would be hip to our verbal online slang "RAWFEL!"
  4. There are no IF statements or For loops for women. It just doesn't work logically.
  5. When we go out to eat on a date, we are too busy sizing up the Point of Sale machine's OS in our brains, to actually give a damn about our date.
  6. World of Warcraft does not make good dinner conversation.
  7. When talking on the phone, we start thinking of ways we can automate the process.
  8. We get more excited from website statistics than we do from sex.
  9. People don't want to hear why Python is better than PHP.
  10. Programmers don't like to hear the "everything is just 1s and 0s" line. DUH BITCH! THAT DOESN'T IMPRESS US!

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